i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
can someone bring capes back into fashion
when the fuck did they even go out of fashion
I saw some girl at the bus stop wearing a cloak/ cape today and my first instict was to think how weird it was… and the second was to realize it was a gorgeous and effective look. Can we please bring back the cloak?? It’s so practical and beautiful!
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
michael cera for best actor
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut